Cool Hadley, your reign of coolness is done and over. Your cold hearted nature can't save you, Cold Hadley. Your surfer skills can't save you, Cole Radley. And your advertisement skills can't save you, Cole Adley. I still remember you in your youth, when you were Cole Ladley. Don't be angry, Cole Madley. You've been naughty this year, receiving coal, Coal Hadley. It is now time for your end, as you have been had, Cole Had(ley)!