Where is Ted? Where is Ted? I cannot find him in his bed. He took two eggs and a slice of bread, then off to the old red shed he sped, to find a tent with his bother, Ned. Ted's bed is long, his sheet is red, just like the hair upon his head. Then I called his best friend, Ed, and I called his brother, Jed, but no one say my big sone Ted. Then I looked under Ted's red bed, and there, beside his red dog, Fred, was my boy, Ted!