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Text: Okay, first of all, I never abandoned you. You were snatched out of my arms at birth because my father thought I was a knocked up shameful slut. And second of all, it's been 500 years, do we really have to do this whole mother-daughter bonding thing? The estrangement is so much easier, don't you think? Each paragraph will be a test.

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