Bill Hicks

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See I don't drink, I smoke. I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

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weesin 6 years, 2 months ago
I really don't see anything funny about drinking and driving....And I'm not sure why someone would want to post a quote that seems to glorify it, or at least make a joke of it.

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