Title: Optional

Text: "An eyeblink later," She continued, " when you emerged from the fire, our jaws dropped. It was so quiet, you could have heard a housefly fart." I reminded her that flies do not perform that particular bodily function. She smiled her squint-eyed, cunning smile, "child, the things you don't know would fill the milky ocean where Lord Vishnu sleeps -and spill over its edges." I considered being offended, but I wanted to hear the story. So I held my tongue, and after a moment she picked up the tale. Each paragraph will be a test.

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