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Text: Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob! I've got bigger titties than you do! I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book! I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare legally dead! I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat... It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I have to get in touch with and forgive: myself. Each paragraph will be a test.

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