This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction, because this is dead serious. The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago at my house, everyone on the internet; my mother and my father are angry at me! They're blaming me! It's my fault! I admit it! It's my fault! I want everything about it! My! House! Off! The! Internet! I'll send in detectives, I'll send in the police, I'm sending everything in my power! Just get it off the internet!