Hardware store - Weird Al
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors. Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells, and Energizers. Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.
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