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Text: Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of hemodynamic. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog! Each paragraph will be a test.

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