My name is not Dr. Death. I will not encourage others to fly. I will not defame New Orleans. I will not fake my way through life. I will not prescribe medication. Tar is not a plaything. I will not bury the new kid. I will not Xerox my butt. I will not teach others to fly. It's potato, not potatoe. I will not bring sheep to class. I will not trade pants with others. A burp is not an answer.