Title: Optional

Text: The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy. I am not a 32 year old woman. Teacher is not a leper. I will not do that thing with my tongue. Coffee is not for kids. I will not drive the principal's car. I will not eat things for money. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call. I will not sell school property. The principal's toupee is not a frisbee. I will not cut corners. Each paragraph will be a test.

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