Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch - Monty Python and The Holy Grail

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And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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mutti325 10 years, 2 months ago
Ha ha! Thank you!
user41190 11 years, 3 months ago
awesome :D

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