Mitch Hedberg

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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience."

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linnersc 6 years, 11 months ago
I know this is a quote made by someone else. But really, most of the out of order escalators I see have at least some of the stairs taken out of them. They really are out of order, haha.

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