How do you know she is a witch? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

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So why do witches burn? 'Cause they're made of wood? Good! How do we tell if she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. But can you not also make bridges out of stone? Oh, yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond! What also floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider! Great gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead. A duck! Exactly. So, logically- If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood. And therefore? A witch!

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