The keyboard was created by finger eating aliens that love nothing more then well toned fingies. The keyboard is a f*cking mouse wheel to make us more juicy for the "green ones" as I call them. I saw them, I swear.

The Mandela Effect is one of my favorites. Basically, it's when several people remember something to be a certain way, and remember it always being that way, but it's actually different than how they all remember. The best example I can think of is that everyone I know (including me) remember it as Berenstein Bears, but when everyone looked back, they discovered that it's "always" been spelled Berenstain.