If you need ideas, look at my quotes. But go even dumber!

Ah yes, please also remember this important rule: You should always put a space before a comma.

Or just ignore commas entirely. It's best practice to use hyphens, ellipsis, and semicolons instead. But if you're going to use ellipsis, use either 2 or 4 dots.

exactly. Anything other than what your stupid "English teacher" would have told you. What does he/she know anyway! I bet they made it all up...

The epitome of sarcasm.

Partially, and partially not.

I genuinely think it's funny how mad some people get about it. And I really don't mind a personal quote if it's halfway decent, or even if it sucks but is fun to type.

don't actually get how this works. I am around average 35 wpm, and my best has been 48 wpm. I use colemak layout and found that it took me less time to reach this average than with QWERTY, even while unlearning it. i don't understand why I can't improve further. i currently type on a 10 inch keyboard and my hands are somewhat big. would my speed increase if I were to use a 15 inch keyboard? and anyway I am learning to touch type for the heck of it. i don't actually have any work regarding typing, and find that when I am not typing on a test, and just type whatever comes to my mind, my speed is much slower, and does not catch up with my thought process.

Agreed. There's something very Reddit about watching people get mad at typos. So mad in fact that they have to signal to the entire rest of the website that the plebs are at it again, with their lack of control of the English language and whatnot.

It's Only Pain which lead's us to achieve something special. Don't kill the dream-execute it.

it took me a lot of time to get from 35wpm to 65wpm, so you just need to practice! And also concentrate more on accuracy than speed, if you get that right your speed will increase automatically!!!

Absolute scum.

also reddit as an adjective? The hell does that mean

As much as I don't like the poorly written personal quotes, I really love seeing people throw temper tantrums over them. They act like they will die is their fingers have to type anything that isn't some dumb quote by Jordan Peterson, or maybe they prefer quotes from some offensive old author.

Being Reddit is when people act like uppity, condescending, know-it-all children on the internet. (Also known as Redditiors) Kind of like how you're being if you're actually mad at my comment.

Pleae give me a reddit silver

edit thanks bigpeepee2029 for the gold!

Reddit is one of those sites where everyone i have met who uses it is an arrogent duckhead

Irony, look it up.

Here's me eating my popcorn, with my 3-D glasses laughing.