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Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

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David Jacoby - Spiritual Jokes
Give God what's right - not what's left. * "Pray" is a four-letter word you can say anywhere - except in public schools. * A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. * He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. * To be almost saved is to be totally lost. * In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period. * Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

Alyheta - A Tutor who tooted the flute!
Te ti ta to. Te ti ta to. A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor " Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"