Phoebe Waller-Bridge
- Fleabag
Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny: period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives, men don't. They have to seek it out, they invent all these gods and demons and things just so they can feel guilty about things, which is something we do very well on our own. And then they create wars so they can feel things and touch each other and when there aren't any wars they can play rugby.
Aja RPDR
- You're a model
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model. Everything about you is perfect! Did you stone those tights? Oh, you're smiling! They eat her up EVERY SINGLE TIME she's on that damned stage. She could walk out there in a freaking diaper and they'd be like, "Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!"
Someone Great
Do you think I can have one more kiss? I'll find closure on your lips, and then I'll go. Maybe also one more breakfast, one more lunch, and one more dinner. I'll be full and happy and we can part. But in between meals, maybe we can lie in bed one more time. One more prolonged moment where time suspends indefinitely as I rest my head on your chest. My hope is if we add up the "one mores" they will equal a lifetime and I'll never have to get to the part where I let you go. But that's not real.
Jenny Young
- Someone Great
Somewhere between then and now, here and there, I guess we didn't just grow apart, we grew up. When something breaks, if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it. Unfortunately sometimes things don't break, they shatter. But when you let the light in, shattered glass will glitter. And in those moments when the pieces of what we were catch the sun, I'll remember just how beautiful it was. Just how beautiful it'll always be. Because it was US. And we were magic. Forever.
Danny Castelano
Was this the kinda guy who, if he heard glass breaking in the middle of the night, is he gonna jump out of bed, and say "stay here," and look through the house naked with a baseball bat, or is he gonna hide under the covers with you? Is this the kinda guy who is gonna get grossed out wen you give birth, or is he gonna dry your forehead and tell you you look beautiful while all of that disgusting stuff is coming out of you?
My Chemical Romance
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers; the plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade."
Jennifer Coolidge
- Leslie
Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
Fred Willard
- Bench Press
Excuse me if this is off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500.
Frankie
- Ta Da
When you left, I thought my life was over. I can't sleep in that big bed without him. But I did it. And now I love having that bed to myself, it's fantastic, I sleep in a giant X! You know what this means? I'm okay, and I'm going to be okay. Ta-da, congratulate me.
House MD
- Love and Hate
There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.
House MD
- People
People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And sometimes, for some people, knowing some things makes them care.
Katya Zamolodchikova
- Read U Wrote U
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova but your dad just calls me Katya. I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair, always keep 'em coming back for more. You're a basic ace hoe and it's your time to go so bee let me show you the door. 'Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid; only high class Russian whore. I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress. That's a rash, not a herpes sore. Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets. Baby, are you ready for this.
