Heather Chandler
- Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a brownie, you were a bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington party! What's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet. I got pain in puke! ... Monday morning, you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg's going to let you play their reindeer games.
Heather Chandler
- Heathers lunchtime poll
Now check this out. You win five million dollars from Publishers Sweepstakes, but on the same day what's-his-face gives you the check, aliens land on Earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days. What would you do?
Daniel Waters
- Heathers opener
Heather told me she teaches people Real Life. She said Real Life sucks losers dry. If you want to run with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, "So you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?" She said, "Yes." I said, "You're beautiful."
