Tevor Noah
- Born a Crime
You are never more yourself than when you're taking a shit. You have that moment where you realize, this is me. This is who I am. You can pee without giving it a second thought, but not so with shitting. Have you ever looked in a baby's eyes when It's shitting? It's having a moment of pure self-awareness. The outhouse ruins that for you. The rain, the flies, you are robbed of your moment, and nobody should be robbed of that.
Tevor Noah
- Born a Crime
Then I had an idea. Why bother with the outhouse at all? Why not put some newspaper on the floor and do my business like a puppy? That seemed like a fantastic idea. So that's what I did. I took the newspaper, laid it out on the kitchen floor, pulled down my pants, and squatted and got to it.
A Rat
- Taxes
Did you know that in the movie, "The Purge," that the purge takes place during tax season? You know what that means? TAX EVASION. So, if everybody just doesn't correctly do their taxes, free money.
A Rat
- Ocean Thoughts
Think about how deep the ocean is... It's so deep, that not even 80% of the ocean has been explored. You know what that means? Aliens. It is more possible that aliens live in the ocean than outer space, because we know for a fact that there are living creatures in the ocean, but we cannot confirm that any other place in the universe can be inhabited other than Earth. So yeah, there's aliens in the ocean and that's pretty cool.
A Rat
- Jellyfish
Have you ever thought about how jellyfish have no brains? I just so happen to find myself wondering about this a lot. If jellyfish don't have brains, that means they can't even process touch, or have thoughts. That's crazy.
