Courtney Freakin' Miller (Portrayed by Shayne Topp) on Smosh and Order
- Courtney Freakin' Miller closing verdict
I am always who I claimed to be, 'Courtney Freakin' Miller'. I've never claimed to be anything else. You mentioned, you can't take the burp out of the girl, have I ever claimed to burp? I've never burped once and I don't like to because I don't eat food therefore I don't burp. I don't have organs. I am made of pure granite on the inside, do an x-ray! If you are saying that I stole her identity, you're saying my entire existence is a crime, which it is, in different ways! But not in this way!
