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changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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Unknown01 - Focus on "G"
Go get great gorillas from the local grocery before the great gorillas grunt, "Green grass grow, great gorillas go!" and gesture toward great President Green. Gangrene growing in your gut will make garlic smelling gas.

Unknown01 - Focus on "F"
Far from falling, falcons ferociously perform fearless feats while flinging fat fruits and fighting flying friars. From the first, finicky Fredrick feared God because of his full faith. Failing at focusing, failed Fred felled far-fetched trees.

Unknown01 - Focus on "E"
Edible ears of corn enjoy enamoring elephants while eliciting enjoyable eggs and entering evil enterprises each evening. Exquisite eggplants exhaust enemies by running around an entire elephant.

Unknown01 - Focus on "D"
Delightful dedicated dogs doggedly dodge dainty daffodils dancing in the wind. Digging holes while daintily delighting in doggone danishes is quite different than destroying Daimyo's diligently deformed land.

Unknown01 - Focus on "C"
Count the court cats as they careen around the courtyard, catch careless caterpillars, and conform to the coolest cat coat. Come enjoy the cute countess' couch while coining new catchy phrases.

Unknown01 - Focus on "B"
By the believable butterflies stands the beautiful Babylonians buttering up innocent baboons. Before best bees became beautiful, bears became terribly bad because of all the irresistibly tasty bugs, bunnies, bats, and beagles.

Unknown01 - Focus on "A"
As all apes are adjacent to the all-star animal arcade, all ants are adding apples to their adornment of edibles. Animals always know that all artists are going to assemble artistic masterpieces depicting animals.

Unknown01 - Random Quotes For Life
If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving. They couldn't hit an elephant from this dis... When all else fails, push a pawn. Nothing from nothing makes nothing. Life is like cow dungs: it stinks. Life is like your first date: too short.