Glarb
- Glarb
Once upon a time there was a man named Glarb. He had a pet turtle and they were on vacation at the beach. Together they built a sandcastle. A tsunami hit the beach and they all died. It turns out the turtle didn't die from the tsunami. The turtle was the sole survivor and went on to found a new religion. He was a very smart turtle and ended up creating social constructs such as anthropology and physics. The End.
