Second line, for ever should be replaced by forever

"NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES!!" *proceeds to use infrastructure*

18, lol. Typing is probably one of the most useful skill to learn :)

i was waiting for so long to type this quote. i love bruce lee :)

Yeah I also always slouch when I type but it's such a habit that when I try to sit straight I mess up the typing cause all my focus is on sitting straight.

I mean it's like a quote from the story. Idk I think this is fine

This is more of a story, not a quote... this is for quotes not stories, remember that :))

Thank you

First time I've even noticed a pessimist. This is pessimistic af.

i am so here for the mcyt quotes.

I was not ready for this quote from dream lol

I've had that beer before. Quite good indeed.

Lol just kidding btw haha. It is probably fake. Just felt like making some stuff up. Then I changed my mind.

Older friends* it takes more than one highschooler to flip one of those things.

False. As someone who lives in the midwest in an area with a lot of farm land I can confirm that cow tipping is indeed a real thing. I have seen it first hand when I was in middle school. Snuck out to hang out with some older friend and that is what they ended up doing. It was honestly horrifying to watch and I went home immediately after they tipped the first cow. Hopefully it was the only one...

Important words, from an important but creepy horndog of an old man haha!

Yeah, bad habits can be hard to break. :/

no, it's obsession. by then you need to chill tf out

Just. Monika.

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