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Technoblade

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
What happened in the pit, stays in the pit.


Indrajit Roy Choudhury (original)

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
That's my secret cap, I'm always angry.


G.K. Chesterton

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Yeah, why are we locking up all the best minds of society?


Peter S. Beagle

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Time is an illusion, the world is made of soap bubbles, and all my walls are made of gummi bears. I need sleep.


Mike Pence

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
I like pie, everyone should like pie, and that is the platform from which I am running for president.


George Orwell

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
I stand corrected, on the battlefield of minimum wage.


Earl H. Reed

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
I would like flowers too, If I wasn't allergic to them.


The Joker

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
It won't be Batman who will take Joker down, it'll be all the viruses he's breathing in without a mask.


Bill Watterson

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
The bluebird analogy doesn't really work now that I think about it.


Bill Watterson

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Success is like a bluebird ---- the best way to get it is to shoot it with a rifle.


Stephen King

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Here's a secret of mine .... I'm a big fan of minecraft youtubers.


Nicholas Rice

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Inaction - yes, compromise - no. But imagine dooming yourself to demise, couldn't be me.


Meg Bashwiner

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
The universe has also created bananas, the perfect fruit. Why does nobody mention the bananas?


Buffy

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
When someone offers to read your fortune, run --- and don't look back. You don't want to end up in a Greek tragedy.


Joseph Heller

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
What if the rain was a metaphor? Idk just making things up. OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE IT INEVITABLE AHHHHH


Special Agent Dale Cooper

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
As someone who has never been shot or punched before, I am seriously considering getting experience in both. I'm sure there's plenty of people willing to help me with that.


u/AlbinoCerberus on r/firstworldproblems

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Damn that is so relatable. I really only said that because I wanted to seem cool. I actually don't even eat chips and I never buy dip.


Sigmund Freud

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
I once had a dream that I was a small insect and then I ate ice-cream before going sledding in Africa.


Scrubs - Season 1

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Don't be mean to the walls, they hold up entire buildings. #JusticeForWalls


Victoriana Falion

slowtyper237 3 años, 10 meses atrás
Shout out to all my fellows who spend Christmas alone so every Christmas is the same