This is blatantly sexist. Disregarding your criticism of her looks-based career, one would never accuse a man of being a poor father because he has a non-PG job. She has off time, she interacts with her child behind closed doors, and we can not really know what that relationship looks like. While you're at it, why not stop commenting on a literal CHILD'S appearance and "bad habits"? Being a successful woman doesn't make you a bad mother. Being an attractive woman doesn't make you a bad mother.

This is hilarious, so so true hahahahaha

kak@@@

Math is the greatest subject to ever exist.

best of luck

I just learned Dvorak a few weeks ago, and I'm already faster than my speed with Qwerty, and I'm still getting better. Just look at my chart.

teste realizado.

They do that because high accuracy results in much better typing speed. They penalise you harshly when you don't correct in an attempt to force you to start better typing habits.

toenails??

I don't remember how it starts, but I always wake up towards the door. Either my mom or older bro woke me up in that dream. Only for me to find something odd about the door. Mind you the door is supposed to face another bedroom door which is closed and connected to the wall to the hallway that is only bathed in the moonlight. Only this time there was a shadow on that wall. I couldn't quite place why it was out of place only for a t-rex head slowly descen down to peek at the doorway. We stare at each other for a few seconds before subtitles pop up on the wall as if translating the t-rex's speech to me.
"Are you ready to make up with your father?" It suddenly shifts to. "Now that you are awake can I finally eat you?" It turns into a chase for me to rush to the basement to find my father morphed into Pingu from the show chained to the pillar while the t-rex is breaking the floor to us.

Marylin Monroe did not say this. It is often misattributed to her, but it has no confirmed author.

Being cool was merely a paper-thin difference away from being empty.

Ouch.

You guys are hilarious, it is OBVIOUS knowledge that when a man and a woman love each other very much, they both undress, get in bed, and put their hands together in prayer for Santa Clause to drop a newborn child down their chimney. DUH!!!!!

Keep on typing, keep on typing, keep on typing just keep on typing, keep on typing........

likewise!!! Also, reading the warhammer books (horus heresy series) has made me that much more passionate about writing.

Now I am craving a beer at work hahaha DARN you! lol

They aren't real. it's bots. I also make mistakes almost every time, no biggie, what matters is having patience.

Loving the 40k quotes, I am posting more as well from "Sons of the Emperor" A great read!

Just a few comma splices, but it is a good story.

typo on "if you more forward." Could move the experience and pride to the front of the paragraph to make it easier to read or make sense.