I've never seen such a miserable spy! I've also never seen a man with glistening thighs! I mean, you can't shag properly with that waxed tush! Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush! I'll hypnotize you with a little striptease, And then judo chop; I'm swinging on you like the sixties! You're defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected! You're like all the sex I've ever had: unprotected!