Mr. Van Houten, I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team. I don't want to ask you any favors but if you have the time, and from what I saw you have plenty, please fix this for me. It's a eulogy for Hazel. Hazel is overcome with emotion. She asked me to write one and I'm trying, I just, I could use a little flair. See the thing is... we all want to be remembered. But not Hazel. Hazel is different. Hazel knows the truth.