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Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

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Eagles - Hotel California
So I called up the captain, please bring me my wine. He said "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969." And still those voices are calling from far away. Wake you up in the middle of the night just to heart them say, "welcome to the Hotel California."

Ryan Higa - Bromance
Hold me to a promise that I'll be the kind of friend that in the end will always keep you company, 'cause when the world gets tough, and times get hard, I will always love you. I'll be your bodyguard 'cause you're my bestie and if you test me, I'll prove that time and time again, I've got your back until the end, my brother from another mother. Never knew how much I loved ya 'til I started singing this song.

Joanna Levesque - Small Things
This city has your fingerprints all over it, and I can't even think about how someday she will too. And I know I'll get over it, cause that's just what I'll do. But what really kills me is everything you got used to. I'm getting good at holding it in, all my emotions, all my feelings, but the more that I fight them, the bigger they seem. What really kills me is all the small things.

Beyonce - I Miss You
I thought that things like this get better with time, but I still need you. Why is that? You're the only image in my mind, so I still see you around. I miss you, like everyday. Wanna be with you, but you're away. I said I miss you. Missing you insane. But if I got with you, could it feel the same?

Hakima B. - Touch Typing
Touch type tutor websites are quite the help. 7 months ago, when I started this job, I couldn't type a thing without having to look at my keyboard. Now, after sitting at a desk for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, going to typing practice websites with all of my free time, I can touch type at about 75-90 WPM. I am truly amazed with what can be done with enough practice. Thank you, Keyhero and all the people who have added quotes for me to practice on.

Mariah Carey - Close My Eyes
I close my eyes, steady my feet on the ground, raise my head to the sky and the tides roll by. Still I feel like a child as I look at the Moon. Maybe I grew up a little too soon.

Dream Weaver
I just closed my eyes again, climbed aboard the Dream Weaver train. Driver, take away my worries of today. And leave tomorrow behind. Ooh, Dream Weaver, I believe you can get me through the night.

Alecia Moore - Mean
Oh, we said some things that we could never take back. It's like a trainwreck trying to hit the right tracks. We opened up the wine and we just let it breathe but we should have drank it down while it was still sweet. It all goes bad eventually. Or do we stay together 'cause we're scared to be alone? We got so used to this abuse, it kind of feels like home. But my baby I just really want to know, how did we get so mean? How do we just move on?

Anonymous - Don't Tell Me How Easy You've Made It
I do just fine on most quotes. But whenever someone adds a quote explaining how they just made it so easy and all the words are simple to type and it'll increase my wpm, it just ensures that I'm going to make more mistakes than normal. It's almost like a jinx. Just make a regular sentence and I have a higher chance of getting it right.

Anonymous - Add Real Sentences
I'm tired of seeing quotes of nothing but a repetitive set of letters that doesn't make an actual sentence that's supposed to somehow increase your average. Someone added a quote consisting of nothing but the word "what" 33 times. If you try to type the same thing out so many times consecutively, that's not gonna improve your average. You are destined to make a mistake. It'd be easier to just type an actual quote.

Bastille - Good Grief
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle. Now stop worrying and go get dressed. You might have to excuse me, I've lost control of all of my senses. And you might have to excuse me, I've lost control of all my words. So get drunk, call me a fool, put me in my place.

Ed Sheeran - South of the Border
So join me in this bed that I'm in, push up on me and sweat darling, so I'm gonna put my time in, I won't stop until the angels sing, jump in that water, be free, come south of the border with me.

Anonymous - Typing My Own Quotes
Is it just me, or do you fly through just about every quote you encounter smoothly, until you reach a quote that you added to the site? Then all of a sudden you make a mistake on each and every single word without fail. That happens to me. I'm not sure why. I just can't type my own quotes accurately.

Anonymous - Adding Quotes
I just wanted to add a quote. They say no song lyrics. I don't read novels and I don't watch movies or play video games enough to remember lines word for word. I could just type out my thoughts, but no one would care. So instead, I'm just gonna make a quote about how I can't make a quote, so I can at least have added a quote. Enjoy.

Sam Fisher - This City
This city's gonna break my heart, this city's gonna love me then leave me alone, this city's got me chasing stars, it's been a couple months since I felt like I'm home, am I getting closer to knowing where I belong? This city's gonna break my heart, she's always gonna break your heart.

Anonymous - Typist Gods
To all the people sitting there typing these quotes at speeds of more than 100 words per minute with an accuracy rate of 100% - I envy you greatly. I have an average of about 65 wpm and I make mistakes every quote I encounter. You are my typing idol. Really. Amazing work.

Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens. Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance, and when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.

Anonymous - Practice Makes Perfect
To anyone who has a new hobby you'd like to take up or something new you want to do but don't think you can, remember, at one point, you couldn't type. Now you're on this site typing every quote you see, getting better with every practice session. Just put your mind to it and know that you cannot practice enough and you can do whatever it is you wanted to do.

Anonymous - Office Working
I always like seeing the thoughts of people who work in an office and just type something out to put on this site because I know just how they feel. Sitting at a desk for eight hours a day, eagerly awaiting that last minute and not wanting to take another call. Wanting nothing more than to just go home and go to sleep. Yes, I know just how you feel. I like to type to pass time, too. And also to get my speed up.

Anonymous - Need More Quotes
How come there's thousands and thousands of quotes on this website, I'm sure, but when I hit escape, it seems to only shuffle about forty to fifty of them over and over again? I don't wanna keep typing the same thing time and time again.