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Howard Moon, The Mighty Boosh
You know what Gregg? Maybe I was being a bit hasty there when I said I didn't love you. Perhaps, now in this light, with you in the tutu and the water playing off your... seaweed, maybe I could love you.

Dean and Gene Ween - The Argus
Lying in beds of garlic and orchids, he closes an eye, which closes another. And in sleep he dreams of watching and looking and feather clouds dancing. He curls up his lid and sleeps...

Rick Sanchez - Szechuan Sauce
I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty.