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Kenzie Sauer
A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Leo Tolstoy - War and Peace "A portion of Chapter VII"
"And I am still arguing with your husband. I can't understand why he wants to go to the war," replied Pierre, addressing the princess with none of the embarrassment so commonly shown by young men in their intercourse with young women.

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra - Don Quixote [Book 1, Part 1].
Cervantes describes Quixote's growing obsession with knight-errantry, saying, "he so immersed himself in those romances that he spent whole days and nights over his books; and thus with little sleeping and much reading his brains dried up to such a degree that he lost the use of his reason"

+++The Mentor+++ - A portion of "The Hacker Manifesto"
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

Mitigation - I am the sexy
I am the sexy, I flaunt and I taunt. No one knows how to do anything as well as I do. No one looks as good as I do. I am cocky and naive. I like to do the boogity woogity all night. I mac women like they are the vitamins I pop in the morning. I am totally lying out of my behind. I am a nerd. Nerd is legion. Typing is funny as all get out and I think this site is awesome xD.