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Jeff kinney - Diary of a wimpy kid third wheel
I could also hear just about EVERYTHING that was happening on the outside. So when Mom and Dad got all mushy, I had to listen to THAT, too. I've never really felt comfortable when people are acting affectionate around me, ESPECIALLY when it's my parents. I tried to get them to stop, but they never got the message. in fact, everything I tried just seemed to make things WORSE.

Jeff kinney - Diary of a wimpy kid third wheel
I wish I'd started keeping a journal a lot earlier on, because whoever ends up writing my biography is gonna have a lot of questions about my life in the years leading up to middle school!