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Kenzie Sauer
A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

Brenda Shaughnessy
Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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An amused typist - Musings
The number of Kurt Vonnegut quotes on this website warms my heart. I haven't actually read the guy, but he seems awesome. People seem to really be into his way of thinking.

A mean girls fan - Mean girls quotes #2
So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins... It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. There's a 30 percent chance that it's already raining. I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular. Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen! Get in loser, we're going shopping. On Wednesdays we wear pink!

A mean girls fan - Quotes from mean girls
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would be happy. She doesn't even go here! Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen. Is butter a carb? Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George. The limit does not exist.

A helpful person - Advice for improving speed
A great way to improve your typing speed is to use the Instant Death mode. Each time you log on, note down how many lines per quote you can type without making an error; the average for that session. Then try to improve this number. You will be forced to slow down and concentrate on hitting the right keys. This will improve your accuracy and believe me, that is the fastest way to improve your WPM. Fair warning - this game can get addictive. I ended up doing 100 quotes in a single session.