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Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

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k.p.k
So many people have told me that I need to open up. But not a single person understands that every time I pry apart my rib cage, releasing all of the butterflies that have been hiding there for years, people are too busy swatting them away to realize what I have done for them.

Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor - welcome
Welcome to Night Vale... a friendly desert community somewhere in the American Southwest, where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while its citizens pretend to sleep. It's a town like any town, with a city hall, a bowling alley, a diner, a supermarket, and a community radio station reporting all the news that's allowed to be heard.