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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Nick Smith - Why is English so fun?
People have asked me why English is so fun, and I say "because the sentence, 'all the faith that he had had had had no effect on his life' makes sense!"

Lemony Snicket - A Series of Unfortunate Events
If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters. I'm sorry to tell you this, but that is how the story goes.