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M.Ali - I'm going to show you how great I am.
I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with the whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in the jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick! Last night I cut the lights off in my bedroom, hit the switch and was in the bed before the room was dark. And you, all you chumps are going to bow when I whup him. All of ya. I know you've got him. I know you've got him picked. But the man's in trouble.