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Neil Simon - Rumors Monologue
But they just got the doctor out of the theater. But I already told him we got out of the car and suddenly heard this enormous what? What did we hear? Just a minute, doctor. Thud? Good, good, that's good. Dr. Dudely? I'm sorry. I was talking to my husband. Well, we heard this enormous thud! It seems Charley tripped going up the stairs. Down! Down the stairs. But he's alright. He'll call him in the morning. You! He'll call you in the morning. I'm very sorry I disturbed you.

Neil Simon - Rumors Monologue
Dr. Dudely, I'm afraid there's been an accident. We would have called our own doctor, but under the circumstances he thought it best to have Charley's own physician... Well, we just arrived here at Charley's house about ten minutes ago, and as we were getting out of the car we suddenly heard this enormous- What? Don't tell him? But what about Charley?

Neil Simon - Rumors Monologue
I can't believe this is happening. Ken, I'm going to have to have a cigarette. Oh no! Ken, the phone is ringing! Hello? Dr. Dudely? Oh, Dr. Dudely, I'm so glad it's you. The service said you were at the theater. *Ignoring Ken* I'm Chris Gorman. My husband Ken and I are good friends of Charley Brock's. It's the doctor! It's the doctor!

Doki Doki - Natsuki Poem
Eagles can fly. Monkeys can climb. Crickets can leap. Horses can race. Owls can seek. Cheetahs can run. Eagles can fly. People can try. But that's about it.

Pendleton Ward - Fionna on Dating
I do not need to feel like I am waiting to be noticed. I know who I am, and I will know what I want if and when it ever comes along, and that is okay.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - Remember
I don't ask you to love me always like this, but I ask you to remember. Somewhere inside me there'll always be the person I am tonight. Even when I am no longer there.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - Obsession
She smiled at him, making sure that the smile gathered up everything inside of her and directed it toward him, making him a profound promise of herself for so little, for the beat of a response, the assurance of a complimentary vibration in him.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - Fit Love In
He used to think he wanted to be good, he wanted to be kind, he wanted to be brave and wise, but it was all pretty difficult. He wanted to be loved, too, if he could fit it in.

Lizagna - A Positive Light
Men literally only want one thing and it is having a happy stable relationship with a partner they can rely on, talk to, and love for the rest of their life.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - Older View on Masculinity
You were brought up to work - not especially to marry. Now you've found your first nut to crack and it's a good nut - go ahead and put whatever happens down to experience. Wound yourself or him - whatever happens, it can't spoil you because economically you're a boy, not a girl.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - Dick Diver
Nicole saw that one of his most characteristic moods was upon him, the excitement that swept everyone up into it and was inevitably followed by his own form of melancholy, which he never displayed but at which she guessed. The reaction came when he realized the waste and extravagance involved. He sometimes looked back with awe at the carnivals of affection he had given, as a general might gaze upon a massacre he had ordered to satisfy an impersonal blood lust.

Internet - Copypasta
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization-his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.

Lena Headey - Being an Actor
I hate being looked at. Can't stand it. I know, I know - I picked the wrong career. I should have been a doctor. If you play certain parts you have this nice face painted on you, and then you feel as if you have a responsibility to this idea of being beautiful. I hate that about our business.

George R. R. Martin - John Snow
I'm not asking you to forget your dead. I'll never forget mine. I lost fifty brothers the night that Mance attacked the Wall. But I'm asking you to think about your children now. They'll never have children of their own if we don't band together.

Emilia Clarke
I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki! I am the wife of the great Khal and I carry his son inside me! The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.

George R.R. Martin - Lord Varys
Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall. Yet shadows can kill. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.

Riverdale - Jughead
In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird!

Hester - A Woman of No Importance
Oh, your English society seems to me shallow, selfish, foolish. It has blinded its eyes, and stopped its ears. It lies like a leper in purple. It sits like a dead thing smeared with gold. It is all wrong, all wrong.

Hester - A Woman of No Importance
Living, as you all do, on others and by them, you sneer at self-sacrifice, and if you throw bread to the poor, it is merely to keep them quiet for a season. With all your pomp and wealth and art you don't know how to live - you don't even know that. You love the beauty that you can see and touch and handle, the beauty that you can destroy, and do destroy, but of the unseen beauty of life, of the unseen beauty of a higher life, you know nothing. You have lost life's secret.

Hester - A Woman of No Importance
We are trying to build up life, Lady Hunstanton, on a better, truer, purer basis than life rests on here. This sounds strange to you all, no doubt. How could it sound other than strange? You rich people in England, you don't know how you are living. How could you know? You shut out from your society the gentle and the good. You laugh at the simple and the pure.