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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
Exactly! The edit function is there for a reason, so that we can improve other …

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Adventure Time - Dentist
I WAS friends with Jake, then some baritone herb stole him away from me. 'I didn't STEAL him, we're brot-' And when that snow-white wiener dog is finally dead, Jake will be devastated... He'll need a shoulder to cry whiny, Finn-style tears on, and that shoulder will be mine - Tiffany's! Then I can get busy with undoing your cheesy influence, plus, more!

Adventure Time - T i f f a n y
You're getting GREASED!" "Tiffany, look, we got to work together, right? Why don't we let bygones be bygones?" "BYGONES? HA! That's you! BYE-GONE!" "*sigh* Do you want my peach?" "BYE-GONE!

Adventure Time - Dentist
See, this is a good example of why I want to kill you. You're ignorant. Heed my words, Finn - As the miller's wheel forever outrages the seed, so the good apple boringly receives his neighbor's worm. 'The hey...?' And all the corn gets smushed to grease, to grease under the miller's flipping wheel. You're getting GREASED!