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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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changed eve to even

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Christopher Paolini - Werecat's Prophecy
When the time comes and you need a weapon, look under the roots of the Menoa Tree. Then, when all seems lost and your power is insufficient, go to the Rock of Kuthian and speak your name to open the Vault of Souls.

Jonathan Marc Sherman - Sophistry
I wouldn't even know where to start, Robin, I swear. First of all trying to find somebody safe on this campus, I mean, somebody who's relatively disease free, who hasn't slept with one of my friends, who isn't heavily involved with somebody, who isn't painful to look at or talk to, who actually likes guys - this is a next to impossible task.

Mark Twain - Pudd'nhead Wilson
There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.

Royal Shakespeare Company - A minute or two to two
What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two, a ratata, ratata, ratata too. And the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.