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Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

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J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.

J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"Albus Severus," Harry said quietly, so that nobody but Ginny could hear, and she was tactful enough to pretend to be waving to Rose, who was now on the train. "You were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."

Mara Orange - Life
There is no beginning, there is no end. We have always assumed that a human just evolved from some sort of chimp. What if that's wrong? Has anybody ever questioned that? That the way we think of how we came to be is wrong? Maybe we were all just a mistake, your mom, and dad, grandma, grandpa, brothers, and sisters. Even you might have been a mistake.