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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
From what I see now, that will cut through the murkiest storm they can dish up. What I'm trying to say is, Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Buzz - Home Alone
A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors, and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will happen.

Polar Express
At one time most of my friends could hear the bell. But as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found, one Christmas, that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me; as it does for all who truly believe.

Charlie Brown Christmas
Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?

Bernard - The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that the wearer becomes unable to do so by either accident or design.

Dr. Seuss - Grinch - Grinch
And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!

Buddy the Elf - Buddy the Elf
I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle.

Rosalie Cullen
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother. But this isn't a life I would have chosen for myself. And I wish that there had been someone to vote no for me. So no.

Carlisle Cullen - Breaking Dawn
The fetus isn't compatible with your body. It's too strong. It won't allow you to get the nutrition you need. It's starving you by the hour. I can't stop it and I can't slow it down. At this rate, your heart will give out before you can deliver.

Stephenie Meyer - Charlie Swan
You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport. Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around, but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.

The Office - Michael Scott St Patrick's Day
Michael: It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas... Angela: Yes, I am anxious to get out of work. But let me be clear, it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.

Vladimir and Stefan - Vladimir and Stefan Breaking Dawn
When we ruled, everything came to us. Prey, diplomats, favor seekers. Such was our power, but we never put on white hats and called ourselves saints. We were honest about what we were.

Stephenie Meyer - Jessica Stanley Breaking Dawn
Well, Bella was just like everybody else: totally mesmerized by Edward, or the hair, as I call him. And then suddenly, Edward is all about Bella. Even though she's not the captain of the volleyball team. I'm just kidding. Or the president of the student council.

Stephenie Meyer - Jacob Black - New Moon
It's because of him, isn't it? Look, I know what he did to you. But Bella, I would never, ever do that. I won't ever hurt you. I promise. I won't let you down. You can count on me... I promised I was never going to hurt you, and this is me keeping that promise. Go home, and don't come back, or else you're going to get hurt.