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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
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Anonymous - Daily Journaling
Near the end of March of 2022, I made the decision to write one journal entry every single day for the rest of my life. It's been 20 months since that day, and I have written every single day except for three days on which I got tired and forgot. To this day, I don't know why I do it or even entirely why I started it, but I know one thing, and that's that I still want to do it every day for the rest of my life. Maybe you should too, even if you don't see the point of it.

Benjamin Buford Blue
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's about it.

Mary Shelley, "Frankenstein"
Remember that I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed. Everywhere I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded. I was benevolent and good - misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous.

Myself - No more short quotes!
Every 6 quotes or so I come across a quote along the lines of, "I'm sure you're tired of typing long paragraphs, here's a short and easy quote for you." Well I say no! I am here to practice all facets of my typing skills, from speed to accuracy to even endurance. If you do not have the ability to type out a simple paragraph then you have to keep working on your typing skills. That is literally the entire point of this website. So I hope you enjoyed typing out this longer paragraph for a change.

Spider-Man 2 - There's a hero in all of us
I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. Spider-Man did that for Henry and he wonders where he's gone.

Randy Newman - You Got a Friend in Me
Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am. Bigger and stronger too, maybe. But none of them will ever love you the way I do, just me and you boy. And as the years go by, our friendship will never die. You're gonna see it's our destiny. You got a friend in me.

My Conscious
I truly cannot imagine a time before the internet. Just this morning I was thinking about polar bears, and then seals, and I was wondering, how long do seals live? I looked it up and it is estimated to be 30 years. Yet before the internet, my only chance of learning this would be to go to a library and find a book about arctic animals and hope they had some information regarding seals.

My Conscious - Ok Zoomer
As someone raised with the internet, I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to want to know something and not be able to Google it. How long is a giraffe's tongue? I just Googled it and found out it's 21 inches. But 30 years ago, I would have to go to the library, find an animal encyclopedia, look for the giraffe section, and hope that they mentioned the length of its tongue. And let's be honest, I don't care enough to go through all that effort.

Coco (Pixar) - Remember Me
Remember me, though I have to say goodbye. Remember me, don't let it make you cry. For even if I'm far away, I hold you in my heart. I sing a secret song to you each night we are apart. Remember me, though I have to travel far. Remember me each time you hear a sad guitar. Know that I'm with you the only way that I can be. Until you're in my arms again, remember me.

J Jonah Jameson - What are the odds?
It's all over town, Robbie. Gossip, rumors, panic in the streets! If we're lucky. Crazy scientist turns himself into some kind of a monster, four mechanical arms welded right onto his body. Heh, guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?