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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
Exactly! The edit function is there for a reason, so that we can improve other …

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Prince Charming - Shrek 2 Intro
Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate they sought out the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower there to await the kiss... of the handsome Prince Charming!

Michael Scott - Dinner Party
When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want kids and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't wanna have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap snip snap snip snap. I did. You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with kids.

Shark Tale - True Story
The other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over 'cause she passed away and then the baby lost its legs and its arms and now it's nothing but a stump, but I still take care of it with my wife and it's growing and it's fairly happy, but it's difficult 'cause I've been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the love I see in that little guy's face makes it worth it in the end... true story.