Deez Nuts guy
- Deez Nuts guy
"Something came in the mail today... Deez Nuts, got 'em!" Hi there. I'm Deez Nuts guy, you may know me from your favorite vine videos. We love to laugh and have fun around here, but do you know what's not any fun? Covid 19. As the world is gripped by this pandemic, lets all do our part. So we can say "got 'em!" to corona.
Squidward
- Squidward finds what he's looking for
I think I'll take my bike today! I'm my own man. Now these neighbors know how to live! Intensive! Hmm, I'll bet they won't have- Gasp! Wow! They have it! Motherfuckin' Newports!
Karl Marx
- Das Kapital
The planet is dying, the government hates us, the animals are leaving the aliens aren't contacting us. We might be alone, it just might be you and me, but that's okay, because do you really! Need! Anyone else!? Don't! Bring me down! Bury me, Bury me! I am finished with you! Look in my eyes! You're killing me, killing me! All I wanted was you!
Tony Stewart
- Tony Stewart
You've got to look your best tonight, you tubby little parasite, 'cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you! And though her pretty face may seem, a special person's wettest dream, before you get to see it there are things you must do! We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow, or a rose that shows, that you're a classy fellow with the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello! Bustin' out a mile with style!
Keanu Reeves
- John Wick 5
When Helen died, I lost everything... until that dog arrived on my doorstep; a final gift from my wife. In that moment I received some semblance of hope, an opportunity to grieve un-alone... and your son took that from me... Stole that from me... Killed that from me! People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah. I'm thinking I'm back.
Feetza
- Going Overboard
Going Overboard (1989) is the film debut of Adam Sandler. Despite his early movies popularity among fans, few are aware of this movie's existence. The film was directed by Valerie Breiman, and written by her, Adam Sandler, Scott LaRose, and Adam Rifkin, all of whom, have roles in the movie. Despite what they would have you believe, they did in fact, have a budget and studio support, and yet it is a complete mess. It is by far, on a technical level, the worst Adam Sandler movie ever made.
Feetza
- Adam Sandler's Early Tv Acting Career
Adam Sandler's first official acting performance was on The Cosby Show in 1987, where he plays Theo's friend, Smitty. He appears in four episodes, Dance Mania, The Locker Room, The Visit, and The Prom. His overall performance is decent for TV acting of the era. There isn't much on how he got the gig, but it opened the door for him to get into a lot of one episode acting gigs on shows like The Marshall Chronicles, ABC Afterschool Specials, The Larry Sanders Show and The Dog Police.
Jerma
- Jerma on Cam
Guys stop saying 'jerk off'- I'm not gonna... 'jerk off jerk off jerk off'- Guys, I'm not gonna 'jerk off'. You think I'm gonna like pull my dick out!? No! Guys, that's not happening, okay. Baited?! Alright! Fine! Fine! There! I jerked off! Scammed?! What'd you think I'm gonna do, sit here and jerk off for two hours? 'Woah, look at me! I'm jerkin' off! I'm gonna cum!' Small dick!? No! No! It's an average size! Average penis size is 4 inches. 10 inches!? The average penis size is not 10 inches!
Cumtown
- Michael Cock Penis
I am actor, Michael Penis... A lot of people confuse me with the actor Michael Penis who played Batman, but I am a different Michael Penis. My name is Michael C. Penis, not to be confused with the black actor Michael B. Penis. Michael Balls Penis. As many of you know, I am good friends with the black actor, Michael Balls Penis.
Cock Destroyers
- Cock Destroyers
Hi guys! Mmm... look at these lovely big tits- Do you know what we are? We're fucking cock destroyers, aren't we babe? Cock fucking destroyers! Yeah, fucking cock destroyers. We love to just get your dick and just fuckin' de-spunk them fuckin' balls!
Chris Chan
- I'm workin' on it, Part 3
I was making a YouTube video to tell everyone to get the images off of the internet! It's out of my control! Oh, you get 'em off! It's out of my control, I don't know where to go! I don't know where to- You loaded 'em up there, you unload 'em! I'm working on it! Go do it! I'm working on it- I am doing it! I'm sorry- Go do it! I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep untill that stuff is off of there. I'm working on it! Get in there and start!
Chris Chan
- I'm workin' on it, Part 2
Listen to me! Listen to me! Listen to me! Shut that god-damn thing off! I don't care what you do, you get all of that stuff off of there, tonight. I'm working on it. Go work on it! I am working on it. Do you realize, do you realize something? Let me tell you, if the Health Department of Green County sees those videos that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it. You get that god damn stuff off of there fast! I'm working on it!
Chris Chan
- I'm workin' on it, Part 1
This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction, because this is dead serious. The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago at my house, everyone on the internet; my mother and my father are angry at me! They're blaming me! It's my fault! I admit it! It's my fault! I want everything about it! My! House! Off! The! Internet! I'll send in detectives, I'll send in the police, I'm sending everything in my power! Just get it off the internet!
Connor O'Malley
- Screaming at a stranger
Oh, hell yeah, pimp... Hey, what's up pimp? May God b- bless you fore- Please, don't pimp! Please- I love you- May God- d- don't- d- Devil! Devil! Devil!
Guy in a car
- That boy got that virus!
Man, fuck the Corona virus, man... Th- This what really wrong, ya heard me... This nigga stuck! Stuck, stuck, ya heard me... That boy got that virus! Boy, hell no, boy... That boy stuck in time... Hell no, boy...
Casey
- You gonna make me act up...
Man... you acting brazy right now... Excuse me while I enjoy the view! Oh? You got those little panties I got you too, huh? God damn, girl! You acting real brazy, huh? Can I tell you something? You gonna make me act up, you gonna make me do something I'm gonna regret! Come here baby... I'm gonna teach you something. Haha... Oh!
