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Anonymous - Just another story
A man gleefully sprints along the sidewalk. However, his run was halted by the sound of a sudden crash into a piece of metal. As he fell, he reminisced about the chronological order of his life, only for that thought to abruptly end when his head slammed into the ground. The man got up, and ran away in post-haste. "What doth occur to produce such a sound?" asked one spectator. Another spectator examined the dented metal near their heads. The spectator said in response: "A man walked into a bar."