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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
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Monty Python Life Of Brian - What Have They Ever Done For Us
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water systems and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Matt Stone and Trey Parker - MPAA guidelines
When you're out there, staring into the eyes of the enemy as he charges you with his hockey stick or whatever he has. Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words! That is what this war is all about.

Arturo Pérez-Reverte - The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows
To travel in silence, by a long and circuitous route, to brave the arrows of misfortune, and fear neither noose nor fire, to play the greatest of games and win, foregoing no expense is to mock the vicissitudes of Fate, and to gain at last the key that will unlock the Ninth Gate.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker - Team America Corporation-y Stuff
The corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their in their corporation buildings, and ... and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money, and... Stuff.

Tool (band) - Ænema
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits, and some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this, stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit. One great big festering neon distraction, I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied: learn to swim.