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Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

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Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

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Imma do both just in case.

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Riaden - The Megalith
There are these days where the tallest walls never seem to keep you caged. Then there are these others where even the strongest break down and crumble... All because of a little fence.

Jack Gantos - Hole in My Life
I decided my biggest writing problem was that I didn't have anything worthwhile to write about. Nothing interesting happened to me. Sure, living in a welfare motel for my senior year in high school was unusual, but it was not extraordinary. Or so I thought. But I had to keep practicing, and when the day came when something interesting did happen to me, I'd be ready. That's the best I could do, so I did it.

Richard Yates - penis road
I still had this idea that there was a whole world of marvelous golden people somewhere. People who made their lives work out the way they wanted without even trying, who never had to make the best of a bad job because it never occurred to them to do anything less than perfectly the first time.

Vinesauce Vinny - The "Spider Dungeon" 3 Final
It is where the spiders live, and the centipedes live as well, and they fight, rage wars, during the summer specifically. Spring and summer, they fight. They're locked in eternal battle... Eternal battle. The battle for domination over the spider dungeon. It's where V-Dub lives, and since I've taped it up, I've noticed a 50% decrease in spider and centipede activity in my... in my house.

Vinesauce Vinny - The "Spider Dungeon" 2
Then there's this room that they did nothing with; it's called the cold room, as we used to call it. It is where my grandmother used to store... tomatoes and potatoes, and various Pizza Pasta gobbitygool things. Since there's... it's so open to the outside world, the centipede and spider broods just find their way into this damned room, and they love it in there. So, you might have noticed a piece of tape in that picture that I showed a little while ago; that is me sealing off the door.

Vinesauce Vinny - The "Spider Dungeon" 1
There are people who want to know what the spider dungeon is. Let me tell you, my children, gather 'round the vine fire and let me explain you a thing. I've told you before, I am a basement-dweller, by choice, because when Hurricane Irene came around, many places throughout New York City got messed up, and my basement flooded. My basement gets completely redone and it is now the best, coziest, most cool part of the house, and it's got all my stuff down here, I really like it down here.