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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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TheCA - Sleeping in School
For the past few weeks, I have been falling asleep in school. Whether I got 2 hours of sleep, or 9 hours of sleep, I still fall asleep. I drank caffeine, I ate a better breakfast, but I still fall asleep.

Damien Chazelle -Whiplash - "Good Job"
I mean look around you. $25 drinks, mood lighting, a little shrimp cocktail to go with your Coltrane. And people wonder why jazz is dying. Take it from me, and every Starbucks jazz album only proves my point. There are no two words more harmful in the entire English language than "good job."

Seawhale - Seawhale
The seawhale was a mythical creature. It was infamous for being 1 quarter seal, and 3 quarters whale. Not many have found this creature. Some say it's just a myth, others say it's the gateway to heaven. No one knows what happens if you encounter it either. You may not come back; you may find peace. No one knows the true fate of the seawhale.