Jonah Takalua
- Summer Heights High
Being a FOB is mad because you are good at break-dancing. You are good at being tough. Teachers at this school are (not nice). All of them think they know everything, but they don't. Except Mrs. Palmer who is mad. And I am fully grateful for her wasting her time with me. Now I can read. And in Tonga I will read books every day. The end.
Riddle me this?
- St Ives
As I was going to St Ives, I a man with met seven wives; Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St Ives?
Westley
- Princess Bride - Beauty
You were already more beautiful than anything that I dared to dream. In our years apart, my imaginings did their best to improve on your perfection. At night, your face was forever behind my eyes. And now I can see that that vision who kept me company in my loneliness was a hag compared to the immense beauty now before me.