Mitch Hedberg
- Travelling
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.
Chris Rock
- Minimum Wage
I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? It's like, "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."
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- Inspiration From Within
There are times when we all feel like giving up, and in those times we must remember that it is the power contained in ourselves that can be used to overcome anything. Once one is able to grasp this understanding, they will become one with themselves.
Michael Scott - The Office
- Thoughts on Wikipedia
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
